The Amazing Cheesehead

gllob:

am i in love or am i horny

(via ugavemetheugly)

sexponents:

did soulja boy ever tell em

(via sassyturnip)

johnfkennedy:

she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy

(via a-beautiful-youth)

fahrenheit-469:

its 2013 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months

(via tiasaurusrex)

at least i run faster than internet explorer

(via eatglowsticks)

if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

(via tiasaurusrex)

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

(via sassyturnip)

lardypoison:

tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow

(via slydiggers)

vvorldwideweb:

i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh

(via eatglowsticks)

horsefricker:

in a moody to see a booty

(via benedictanders)

tentacruels:

On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

(via eatglowsticks)

urinatings:

the best feeling is when you’re drinking something cold and you can feel it flow through your intestines 

(via slydiggers)